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posted by Ammro

A Real Watch Dog

A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain, and started swinging him around his head.

Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared. The other customers were taken aback and some were very upset at the way the animal was being treated. One of the tellers ran up to the blind man and asked, "Sir, what are you doing!?!"

The man turned toward the teller and said, "Oh, nothing - just looking around."

By Jamie
from:jokes.com

My special memories

One of my special memories is moving here. I have an old car. It is nine years old but has good style. I drove about ten hours one day from LA to Carbondale. I have many interest stories from that day. First, I looked at different scenes. For example, steep valleys and high mountains in Nevada, ordinary and quiet Arizona, long open fields and country roads in New Mexico, hot weather and desert in Texas land, progressive cities in Oklahoma. The second reason my trip was memorable I met many people. One day I lost the load but one old woman helped me. she was very kind and nice. Another reason is most people seemed surprised to see an Asian man. Sometimes they even took pictures with me. Third, I saw interesting places For example. I dropped in at Native American religious statue markets in New Mexico, looked at big oil pumps in Texas, and American’s Ride-Through Cave in Oklahoma. In conclusion, I will always remember these moving days because it was a special time in my life.
seunghun jang

Poem

Kevin is my American name.

Everything that is interesting, I want tries it.

Vegetables are my favorite food.

I like to eat meat, too.

Nobody cooks food better than my mother.

Chinese food is my country’s food.

Hamburgers are popular but I don’t like them.

Anytime I love to eat food.

Natural food is good for me.

“Great” is a word I often say.


Chang Wen Hung

The President's Puzzle

Recommand this joke to eveyone:
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.
"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.
"How long did it take you?"
"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"

by Anny
From: jokes.com

The First Day of Fall

Fall doesn’t arrive on the same day for every person. The equinox is a clear, scientific way to mark a season’s opening, but it doesn’t hold much meaning for most people. I understand a bit more if people associate Labor Day or the first day of school with the changing of the seasons. For me, I saw the hints of fall around me but didn’t accept that the season was really here until yesterday. Yesterday was my first day of fall for one simple reason; my window was still dark when my alarm went off. Once I see that the sun has a new sleep schedule, then I can’t deny the truth anymore. Fall is here.

Jessica Montgomerie

St. Louis Trip

The trip with CESL students was awesome. We went to the Arch. Then we went to top of Arch and it was realy fun. We ate our lunch at the Animal Park after we visited the Arch. After that we went to the St. Louis science center. In the science center Awni,Husseyn and I built a bridge. It was very fun. Also, the bridge was pretty good. Building the bridge made us tired so we stopped to rest. Last we went to Galeria Mall and we shoppped at different stores. Although we had a very busy day, my frinds and I had a great time and would love to go back.
ALP

The Party

Last week I went in to the party in student center. First my friend called me in the afternoon to invite me to the party at 9:00PM, so I went to my friend Ali’s home and there were many exiting and interesting things. For example, there were a lot of kinds of Arabic food like meat and rice and some sweets like date cakes. In this party I recognized a lot of Arabic people. We played chess games and cards and there was some challenges and some fun. The end of this party we were talking a lot and started to eat dinner. I liked this party and I enjoyed myself there.

by Awni

My Life Now

Ammro is my name
Ms Jessica is my teacher
Mohsan is my friend
Rome is the next place that I want to visit
October is my brother’s birthday
A lot of people have been friendly with me
Laundry is big day
KSA is my country
Usually eat my lunch around 12;00
Relaxing is good for me
Always I don’t eat breakfast
Sometimes the life is bad for me
Home is a wonderful place to be in
I’m studying English

by Ammro